This is it…the utmost in language dorkery! I was tipped off to this by a post at Higgaion. Check out the quiz here (but be warned…it’s some dating site). Post what you are in the comments if you like!
I am: LINEAR B!!!!
You are Linear B. Even those who can follow you think you’re all Greek to them. Which, after all, is true – Linear B being the first known text for written Greek. To most people, you’re incomprehensible. But what do you care? You’re tough, hard, long-enduring and have greater nobility than most. Naturally, you don’t admit to borrowing extensively from your brother Linear A.